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A Wee Rude Joke... :o)

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Julie

Julie Report 21 Apr 2008 15:37

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.

Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,
he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont .

Their first night there, she undressed as he did
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black
panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom .

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I Want to offer my deepest condolences."

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 21 Apr 2008 15:40

great idea thanks

Julie

Julie Report 21 Apr 2008 15:42

Don't you get any Ideas Monty...!! lol

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 21 Apr 2008 15:45

any one knows where i can get hold of some black condoms.

Julie

Julie Report 21 Apr 2008 15:46

Lol....anywhere I guess...!!

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 21 Apr 2008 15:49

ok, any one in mourning

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 21 Apr 2008 15:52

pmsl

Julie

Julie Report 21 Apr 2008 15:54

Oh Monty...!!

How about your misses...??

She needs condolences for putting up with you....lol

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 21 Apr 2008 16:00

I liked that one Jules,
made me really laugh.

Trish
xx

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 21 Apr 2008 16:01

Husband:- shall we try the missionary position?

Wife:- yes ok...what do we do?

Husband:- Well I stay here and you bu**er off to Africa!

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 21 Apr 2008 16:16

pmsl Twinks hi :))

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 21 Apr 2008 16:23

Jules

Great - love it!!!

Steph xxx

Julie

Julie Report 21 Apr 2008 16:36

Lol Twinks... :o)

Jane

Jane Report 21 Apr 2008 17:49

Jules,that was brill!
shall be passing it on to a few pals.
It's a cracker!!!!!!!!!

GI YID

GI YID Report 21 Apr 2008 18:50

Lol..........................good one Jules


Glynisxxx

Jerrie87

Jerrie87 Report 24 Jun 2008 12:54

Thats a great joke!!!! Got any more great jokes?

George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 24 Jun 2008 13:10

I liked that one Jules pmsl, now gone into my joke book. I will have to look at my more risque ones to put on.

George

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡ Report 25 Jun 2008 11:50

brilliant

Linda G

Linda G Report 25 Jun 2008 13:32

LOL

Linda

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 25 Jun 2008 15:11

That was brilliant
Hazelx