A Wee Rude Joke... :o)

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Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:37
	Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont . Their first night there, she undressed as he did There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom . She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I Want to offer my deepest condolences."
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 13,766 Send Message	Running Bear	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:40
	great idea thanks
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:42
	Don't you get any Ideas Monty...!! lol
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 13,766 Send Message	Running Bear	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:45
	any one knows where i can get hold of some black condoms.
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:46
	Lol....anywhere I guess...!!
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 13,766 Send Message	Running Bear	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:49
	ok, any one in mourning
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:52
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	pmsl
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	21 Apr 2008 15:54
	Oh Monty...!! How about your misses...?? She needs condolences for putting up with you....lol
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 2,036 Send Message	Trish Devon	Report	21 Apr 2008 16:00
	I liked that one Jules, made me really laugh. Trish xx
	Researching: Webber,Strong. ( Watchet,Minehead,Somerset)Drake,(Plymouth Devon)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	21 Apr 2008 16:01
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Husband:- shall we try the missionary position? Wife:- yes ok...what do we do? Husband:- Well I stay here and you bu**er off to Africa!
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	21 Apr 2008 16:16
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	pmsl Twinks hi :))
Member Since: February 2008 Posts: 603 Send Message	Stephanie	Report	21 Apr 2008 16:23
	Jules Great - love it!!! Steph xxx
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	21 Apr 2008 16:36
	Lol Twinks... :o)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	21 Apr 2008 17:49
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jules,that was brill! shall be passing it on to a few pals. It's a cracker!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 2,052 Send Message	GI YID	Report	21 Apr 2008 18:50
	Lol..........................good one Jules Glynisxxx
Member Since: June 2008 Posts: 4 Send Message	Jerrie87	Report	24 Jun 2008 12:54
	Thats a great joke!!!! Got any more great jokes?
	Researching: Church Stretton, Shropshire
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 3,379 Send Message	George_of_Westbury	Report	24 Jun 2008 13:10
	I liked that one Jules pmsl, now gone into my joke book. I will have to look at my more risque ones to put on. George
	Researching: My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.
Member Since: December 2005 Posts: 102 Send Message	***joybell♥♥♡♥♡	Report	25 Jun 2008 11:50
	brilliant
Member Since: August 2003 Posts: 3,586 Send Message	Linda G	Report	25 Jun 2008 13:32
	LOL Linda
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	25 Jun 2008 15:11
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	That was brilliant Hazelx

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