A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR

Profile	Posted by	Options	Post Date
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	22 May 2008 19:22
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	******************************************************************** The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only possible free seat was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,734 Send Message	Maddiecow	Report	22 May 2008 19:24
	PMPL!!!!!
	Researching: Powell, Chappell, Haffenden, Elliot, O'Shaughnessy
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 803 Send Message	Ruth	Report	22 May 2008 19:25
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 803 Send Message	love it xx
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,526 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	22 May 2008 19:26
	Hahahahahahahah Jenxx
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 943 Send Message	val1963	Report	22 May 2008 19:29
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 943 Send Message	pmsl thats brilliant xxx
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	22 May 2008 19:55
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	ONly a Brit would say that LOL nuddge
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 18,751 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	22 May 2008 19:56
	pmsl xx
	Researching: the birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	22 May 2008 19:57
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	pmsl
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,621 Send Message	Harpstrings	Report	22 May 2008 19:57
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,621 Send Message	Oh brilliant TW, that brought out a real laugh out loud from me! Gotta c&p that one - before it gets whoosed! lol Harpy x
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 2,103 Send Message	Saints Alive	Report	22 May 2008 19:59
	Brill TW , :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))) Twizzle
Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 673 Send Message	Spud Fae Livi	Report	22 May 2008 20:00
Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 673 Send Message	Was having a drink when I read this, how the laptop didn't get wet I don't know. As they say up here pure dead brilliant. Spud
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 1,057 Send Message	Christina	Report	22 May 2008 20:00
	we finish the week off on a friday with jokes in the staff room, will definately pass this one on chris x
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	Onwe	Report	13 Jun 2008 02:06
Member Since: March 2008 Posts: 622 Send Message	just perusing previous threads and found this one. Its very good
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 56,422 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	13 Jun 2008 02:19
	what a cracker!!!
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION DON'T SEND ME MESSAGES

General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

New Military Records

Was your ancestor a war hero?

Icons