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A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Jun 2008 02:19

what a cracker!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Onwe

Onwe Report 13 Jun 2008 02:06

just perusing previous threads and found this one. Its very good

Christina

Christina Report 22 May 2008 20:00

we finish the week off on a friday with jokes in the staff room, will definately pass this one on
chris x

Spud Fae Livi

Spud Fae Livi Report 22 May 2008 20:00

Was having a drink when I read this, how the laptop didn't get wet I don't know.
As they say up here pure dead brilliant.


Spud

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 22 May 2008 19:59

Brill TW , :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Twizzle

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 22 May 2008 19:57

Oh brilliant TW, that brought out a real laugh out loud from me!

Gotta c&p that one - before it gets whoosed! lol

Harpy x

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 22 May 2008 19:57

pmsl

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 22 May 2008 19:56

pmsl xx

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 22 May 2008 19:55

ONly a Brit would say that LOL

nuddge

val1963

val1963 Report 22 May 2008 19:29

pmsl
thats brilliant xxx

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 22 May 2008 19:26

Hahahahahahahah
Jenxx

Ruth

Ruth Report 22 May 2008 19:25

love it xx

Maddiecow

Maddiecow Report 22 May 2008 19:24

PMPL!!!!!

Researching:
Powell, Chappell, Haffenden, Elliot, O'Shaughnessy

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 22 May 2008 19:22

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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only possible free seat was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.