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Tuesday's Giggle

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McB

McB Report 10 Jun 2008 20:39

Thought for the day.
Five surgeons in the US were exchanging views at a conference.
They ended up discussing what were the best patients to operate upon.

The 1st from NEW YORK said "I prefer accountants because when I open them up everything is numbered".

The 2nd from Chicago said " Nah! I prefer Electricians because everything inside is colour coded".

The 3rd from Dallas chirped up "Nope, I much prefer Librarians because everything is in alphabetical order".

The 4th chimed in "Oh I prefer building workers, they always understand if I have a few bits left over"!

The 5th from Washington DC said "Sorry Guys, you are all wrong! Politicians are the best to open up, they have no guts, no heart, no balls,no brains, no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable"!

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 10 Jun 2008 20:48

Love it Brian hun!!!


Caz xx

McB

McB Report 10 Jun 2008 21:17

Thanks Caz, not much response!

McBxxx