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I married him..............I have booked the day off work tomorrow so we can spend sometime together....as we have both been working weekends etc...and I have devised an Itinerary as follows..


Sleep in till 10:00 hrs.

wash and ready and out for 11:oohrs

proceed to a shopping centre I haven't been to in ages ETA 11:20rs

Stroll round said shops till 13:00 hrs

Leave shooping centre at 13:10 hrs and proceed to little country pub for lunch ETA 13:20 hrs

Finish meal ( allowing for slow service and traffic ) and leave pub at 14:30 hrs

Return to shoping centre ( we shall be passing it anyway ) and purchase goods I couldn't decided on ...

arrive home at 16:00 hrs...



Now he is moaning whats up with him ungrateful sod...

Typical male syndrome - read my thread about my birthday!!

Ails x

I didnt mention a shoe shop...but no he has brought it up...tsk...

probally hes gringing at the thought of his fat wallet emptying by the hour,,,,,,,,,,:}}}}

MALE MENOPAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Sally

What's his ideal itinery then?
I bet 'scrating bum' and 'reading paper for an hour while sitting on loo' are featured.

Where Hayley, in your itinery is there any time for him??? like at the bookies, the pub with his mates, watching the footies etc etc.

No wonder the poor smuck has a face like yesterday's porridge - why not re-arrange the itinery so that you can leave him in the pub at about 1.00 pm to have drink, male company, watch footies, play darts whatever, and you sneak off with his credit card and come back about 4.00 pm and then take him home for his tea - you know he'll like it!

Jac

Kay..........I have my own fat purse...I earn more than him....but of course its our money not mine or his ...tsk..

He doesnt like what to go to the pub I have suggested ...so i said ok you where ?

He said...I dont I say think about it..£5 says he wont...

Oh Hayley, does he not know that a woman has a psychological need for footwear?
My OH keeps telling me I have more shoes than I could ever wear.
AND?????

Jac he has his darts nights for his male bonding....

hmmmm now i dont wana rain on your pecial day together but



















MEN DONT DO SHOPPING HUN



simple as
a mans special day is he stays in bed u get up do the H.............k
then ya go the pub have a nice meal
u drive home
bed
lol

I think he needs retraining Haley, and sadly I think you do too. I mean you didn't even think about a shoe shop. 10 marks to hubby though for reminding you, bless him. lol

Nope I am puttting me foot down with a firm hand....I did stray...ok you can stay home and do the housework lol

Leave him folding the display towels Hayley.

I am slipping Shirl.....and let him get a way with far too much.....** hangs head in shame **

Helen he is not allowed to touch....I havent even mentioned visiting my mother thought I would just slip it in...lol

Well if you're near your Mother's she would be annoyed if you didn't call in. lol

Better plan - you could send him up here and I will show him around the place, have a few beers, game of golf, etc.

You could shop in the village to your hearts content.

Then have a slap up at the cafe after.

You could bring your mother, she would be welcome.

well I think you done a brilliant job,,,planning enroute all without a Sat Nav,,,,,just tell him dont ask,,or tell him youll both just go visit your mum for the day,,,,could change his mind,,


or get a lead and collar,,,,:}}}

leave him at home

have a girlie day instead

men spoil a good shopping day

moaning