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NEED A LAUGH!!! NICE ONE THIS

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Jun 2008 15:25

A woman was invited out for a night with 'the girls'.She told her husband
that she would be home by midnight,i'!I PROMISE!'
Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3a.m., and a bit drunk, she headed for home.
Just as she got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.Quickly,realizing her husband would probably wake up,
she cuckooed another 9 times.
She was really proud of her self for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution,in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed...3cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos ,totals 12
cuckoos=MIDNIGHT!
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in,and she
told him 'Midnight'.
He didn't seem pissed off at all.Whew! got away with that one she thought.
Then he said,'We need a new cuckoo ciock.'
when she asked him why,he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times,
then said,'Oh,shit', cuckooed 4more times,cleared it's throat cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,tripped over the coffee
table and farted'.

**~~**  Mad Moo  **~~**

**~~** Mad Moo **~~** Report 15 Jun 2008 15:26

PMSL


Brilliant


Claire xxx

harriett

harriett Report 15 Jun 2008 15:30

that made me laugh real belly laugh
maybe i could identifiy with this woman lol
dawn x

Kay B

Kay B Report 15 Jun 2008 15:57

lmao........(belly laugh)

xx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 17 Jun 2008 17:28

Ann - absolutely great - love it!!!

Steph xx

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 17 Jun 2008 17:33

pmsl, great

CrunchyNuTTer

CrunchyNuTTer Report 17 Jun 2008 17:37

Good one Anne!
If i had a cuckoo clock,
that would be me!
pmsl
xxx

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 17 Jun 2008 17:59

I really like that one .
pmsl
Hazelx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Jun 2008 18:01

so glad someone pushed this up - I think it's hysterical too!!

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 17 Jun 2008 18:07

Great Ann pmsl
Jenxx