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Joke Old age

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George_of_Westbury Report 25 Jun 2008 18:37

Old Age

An old man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,

"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."

The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


Whirley Report 25 Jun 2008 18:39

Ooh I shall remember that one George!! Love it.



angie Report 25 Jun 2008 19:00

pmsl great one George lol lol


tigerlilly Report 25 Jun 2008 20:45

good one george xx