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THE CREMATED HUSBAND ..... :o)

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Stephanie

Stephanie Report 2 Jul 2008 21:38

Thanks, Jules - love it!!!

Wasn't there recently a story about a daughter who had her dad's ashes made into rockets and set them off.

Steph

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 2 Jul 2008 17:03

pmsl Jules :)

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡ Report 2 Jul 2008 16:53

lol

*Ophelia.taking a break..*

*Ophelia.taking a break..* Report 30 Jun 2008 00:32

~~which reminds me of that bloke that made a teapot out of his dads ashes..lol..~~

andie

andie Report 30 Jun 2008 00:25

thats very good pmsl

Jan the cornish piskie

Jan the cornish piskie Report 29 Jun 2008 21:54

pmsl

Janx

Julie

Julie Report 29 Jun 2008 21:42

MARTHA RECENTLY
LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED

AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME.


PICKING UP THE URN
THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE
PATIO TABLE.



THEN, WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED
TALKING TO HIM....



'JOE, YOU KNOW
THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME?

I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY.


SHE PAUSED FOR A
MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES

THEN SAID, 'JOE, REMEMBER

THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME?

WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT

WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'



AGAIN, SHE PAUSED
FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE
ASHES SHE SAID, 'JOE, THAT DIAMOND RING

YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO,
WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'



FINALLY, STILL
TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE
SAID, 'JOE,
REMEMBER THAT BLOW JOB

I PROMISED YOU?'



'HERE IT
COMES...'