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One or Two words? (slightly risque!)

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Teddys Girl

Teddys Girl Report 5 Jul 2008 11:58

OH laughing over my shoulder

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 5 Jul 2008 04:17

pmsl

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 4 Jul 2008 20:03

excellent!!!

SallyF

SallyF Report 4 Jul 2008 19:59

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to approach the subject of their physical relationship. ' How do you feel about sex?' he asked rather hesitantly.

“Well” she said, responding very carefully, “I'd have to say....I would like it infrequently.”

The old gentleman sat quietly for a few moments then over his glasses he looked her in the eye and casually asked, “Is that one word or two words?”