No wonder I'm knackered!

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Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	5 Jul 2008 21:03
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	For several years I've been blaming it on age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build-up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living? I'm knackered because I'm overworked............................... The population of this country is 51 million. 21 million are retired. That leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million at school. That leaves 11 million to do the work. 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government to look after us. That leaves 5 million to do the work. One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work. 3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the government to look after us. That leaves one million to do the work. There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons. Which leaves 2 people to do the work. You and me. And you are sitting on your backside reading this. No wonder I'm knackered!
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 11,648 Send Message	~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ 007 1/2	Report	5 Jul 2008 21:06
	:-)
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 519 Send Message	Jello	Report	5 Jul 2008 21:08
	TW didn't realise you were a mathematician too! :-) Brilliant! Janet xx
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,615 Send Message	Jane	Report	5 Jul 2008 21:10
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,615 Send Message	Yes,my backside is very comfy on leather settee!
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	6 Jul 2008 13:53
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	Nudge for a laugh
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 9,763 Send Message	Merlin	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:04
	Teresa,Please work a bit harder,because the pension needs a lot more adding to it.:o))>.xx.M.pmsl.
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins.
Member Since: May 2006 Posts: 12,385 Send Message	♥♥Straykitten♥♥	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:05
Member Since: May 2006 Posts: 12,385 Send Message	lmao thats brill xxxx
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:07
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	OK Merlin...anythign you say Merlin...if I find the time to work any harder I will do my best for the sake of your meagre pension....even foregoing mine, after all, I won't be retiring in the forseeable future LOL
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 27,760 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:10
	lol!
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 9,763 Send Message	Merlin	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:17
	What a Kind and lovely young lady you are Teresa,xxxxx,just for you and my hopeful extra 50p pension money.M PMSL.:o)>.
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins.
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:18
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	glares at Merlin Are you being faceteous?
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 9,763 Send Message	Merlin	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:29
	Not at all,I need all the help I can get,( Whats Faceteous Mean?) old age makes you tend to forget words.I do hope saying you are a "Kind and Lovely young Lady" has,nt upset you? M.xxxx.:o)>
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins.
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:42
	looks at clock You're late again TW!!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 9,763 Send Message	Merlin	Report	6 Jul 2008 14:57
	Probably waiting for you to cook her lunch Kitty,after all she works hard all week ( for my Pension )and she needs your expertise to ensure she gets Nutricious food to give plenty of energy,M,:o)).xx.
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island and MTG.+CC.+DIZZY& Hobgoblins.
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#	Report	6 Jul 2008 15:04
Member Since: July 2005 Posts: 23,508 Send Message	Sorry Kitty, I had a small delay while I had to clean some steps....they were in a right mess this morning.
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Jul 2008 15:08
	Oops sorry TW :)) LOL
Member Since: June 2006 Posts: 18,043 Send Message	Cumbrian Caz~**~	Report	6 Jul 2008 20:34
Member Since: June 2006 Posts: 18,043 Send Message	Love it TW!!! Caz xxxxxxxxx

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