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Hunting Trip (Joke)

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Michelle

Michelle Report 6 Jul 2008 03:26

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: 'Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.'
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
'What's wrong?' the father asked. 'I told you to be quiet.'
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
'Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
Well, I guess I just panicked'

Teddys Girl

Teddys Girl Report 6 Jul 2008 10:51

Or shall we eat one and save one for the winter.

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 7 Jul 2008 13:08

Great - really love it - thanks!!

Steph x