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Rodrick's News !!!!!

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NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 10:29

As many of You will know

Last night Rodrick released His captive pixie

Around midnight some of the pixie's relatives ( may I add drunken )

entered Rodrick's abode

They have now taken Rodrick captive

Rodrick's squeals can be heard coming from wooky woods

If Anyone has contact with the pixie community

please ask them ( nicely )

to release

poor lickle Rodrick.

Diddydoris

Diddydoris Report 10 Jul 2008 10:43

Was there a ransom demand?

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 10:49

Not Yet

I think they are teaching Him a lesson

I believe They will ask for something

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 10 Jul 2008 10:53

I had not heard this news NewDay, but so glad the pixie was returned to its relatives, they could not have been that drunk, because they managed to overpower Roderick.....

.....the saying comes to mind.....as you sew, so shall you reap......and.......an eye for an eye.....

....so I hope Roderick treated the pixie well during its captivity......if not, I dread to think what he is going through.......you do realise that most woodland folk exist on nectar and fairy dust.......so expect a much thinner Roderick on his release....

Diddydoris

Diddydoris Report 10 Jul 2008 10:57

Perhaps some fairy cakes might appease them, or maybe an oompa lumpa cake....they sell them in tescos!

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 10:59

Poor lickle Rodrick

He did make the pixie a sock bed ( although it was smelly )

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 11:01

I can't find any fairies at the moment

how many fairies go into each cake ?

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 10 Jul 2008 11:01

I see his name is Rodrick.....not Roderick.....

....you see, his name has already shrunk....

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 11:02

It changes

like His moods

Diddydoris

Diddydoris Report 10 Jul 2008 11:03

Just a pinch of fairy dust in each will suffice.

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 11:04

Oh

I got that wrong

didn't I ?

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 12:53

Apparently, other pixies are being kept as pets

The pixie people want them all released

or they will use magic, to turn Rodrick into a FROG !!!!

NDD

NDD Report 10 Jul 2008 13:06

Maybe

You decide

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Jul 2008 13:35

woderick..........is not a cast off womble is he?