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X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:03

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X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:05


When I say I'm Broke -- I'M BROKE !!!


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged
his foot in the door and pushed it wide open..

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'

The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'




Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 11 Jul 2008 01:10

nice one lol
~~Rose :)

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:12

big ~~~ to WC
night hun me ofskies now
sweet dreams and all that jazz xxxx
rosex

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 11 Jul 2008 01:16

Sleep well,x

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:18

toodles plopos
x

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:21

kim pmsl
u should be on a stage .. ur that fanny ... not

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:35

na keep it there lol
2nd thought coz ya so popular on heree im sure ur posts will get deleted lol
x

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 01:47

im orf now night night xx

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 11 Jul 2008 01:51

Oh, dear does this mean we have joke from you next Kim... 'wonders'

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 11 Jul 2008 08:03

Thanks Rose, Ill pass that one around :o))



It seems that Thursday night was the new Friday again ?

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 11 Jul 2008 09:22

Nice one Rose !!!

Ps.......looks like *Vikki* came out to play again last night then? yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawns xx

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 11 Jul 2008 09:33

LOL.........urgh!.. too soon after me Weetabix ;O) x

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡ Report 11 Jul 2008 13:14

lol

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 17:18

Well Mildred
i wonder what tonight is gonna bring me lol.
Rosex
Glad you all liked it lol

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 11 Jul 2008 17:25

No Idea Rose, but i hope you have your tin hat and a supply of popcorn to keep you going :o))

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 11 Jul 2008 17:28

pmsl
Mildred my tin hat has more holes in it that
my OH socks lol
Rosex
Ps im sure a few more aint gonna hurt.
gets popcorn ready.