General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Quick Search

Single word search

New Scottish Census

New Scottish census records

Do you have Scottish ancestors?

Perhaps you do and you just didn't know! Search our brand new Scottish census records today and discover if you have Scottish roots.

Search Scottish Census

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

Beware of Thieves!!

ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

Brenda from Wales

Brenda from Wales Report 12 Jul 2008 14:41







Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:


You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.


My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.It was that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?


I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.


My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of longskirts..


Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh ofmy upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What couldthey do to me next?


When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world,wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?


THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.


WARN YOUR FRIENDS!


P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 12 Jul 2008 14:57

I have to confess..............................I am a thief

I steal wrinkles! :)))

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 12 Jul 2008 17:05

brilliant brenda lol