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Joke.... :o)))))

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angie

angie Report 15 Jul 2008 23:05

pmsl nice one Jules lol

cane

cane Report 15 Jul 2008 18:41

great stuff "jules"
xx

Foggy

Foggy Report 15 Jul 2008 17:38

pmsl..love it...do love jokes

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Jul 2008 17:38

excellent!!

Julie

Julie Report 15 Jul 2008 17:28

Bob and the Blond

A handsome dude named Bob, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'


Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'


The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.


Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'


The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'



Bob took the money.