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sorry I remember now 'miserable' not mad.

Anyway sorry it disappeared as I say I thought it was a good thread - someone else must have thought otherwise.

Gill

Thats just it Dawn there was nothing remotely interesting on it..just your run of the mill Hayley & Co waffling on about nowt...thread...

Poor Hayley,,,:}~~


who you up--ened now,!!

leave Butterdish alone,,her top lip will look like she had botex,er botox,,or is it bio -tex,,,,,,,,,~~la la,,,

Miserable c*w Gill...I said I called it myself...noone else...lol...it was Maddie Cows birthday yesterday and a few wished her happy birthday on it....

find out who is was and send them to mine pronto they can then watch my jelly bag dripping its juice out.
That will keep them tied up for a few hours as will have to tie their hands behind their backs as dont want them squeezing the bag as dont want cloudy jelly


Miss everything thats going on at moment

d x

was that the thread about being a mad cow?

if so it wasn't me coz I agreed to the statement about too many threads with crap on

and no I am not protesting to much as some say I actually thought the thread was a good one.

Gill

* unfolds arms and looks confused at BC *

Where did you get that ginger tash ?..............let me rip it off.....** lunges at BC **

*shakes head....that makes you look so common, Hayley, dont do that...lol....The thing is, when there is an infestation one has to be ruthless..you let it go on and then bingo the ****** take over the world...

Nope BC I wasn't.....but I did say the P word.....


Inspector......I wiould like a word with you..now I pay me taxes..in effect your wages...why are you pursuing me when there is real wums out there....**folds arms and heaves up bossom **

Was it because we were knocking seven bells out of the P****s?

Oh handcuffs please! *flutters eyelashes.......

Were you inhumane to ****** and ******? :Like calling them *****?? Think, woman, think!!!

HELLO HELLO.........................now what have we here.......................shines torch in everyones eyes, was it you?.................I have ways of making you talk, takes out trunchion and handcuffs.

Detective insuspenders Field.....No ...I have not...I so solmely swear...I have not offended anyone....on purpose....

*************** well if id seen it i mite ave dun if only 4 d hell off it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>***********

;o)))

I know you haven't slapped me lately Hayley....................I can see normal skin between the black and blue bits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs

*takes out notepad and smokes pipe....now Missy Hayley, were you, in fact, offensive in any which way at all...at all?? Did you perchance, misspell a word which someone might be flabbergasted at???

*passes Kitty spare truncheon and whistle..... deerstalker cap and a pipe*

Kitty I havent slapped you all week...** glares **

Right hands up if you reported Hayley's thread!!!

*peers at everyone*

Mmmmmm....................we need a detective on the case I think!?!