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35 years of marriage

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George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 29 Jul 2008 22:58

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 35 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 35 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately rips, off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her.

Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"







The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf.

Researching:
My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Jul 2008 23:00

good one George......lol.........

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 30 Jul 2008 01:00

nice one George

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Teena

Teena Report 30 Jul 2008 04:28

thats funny lol

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 30 Jul 2008 09:32

good one george

Taff

Taff Report 31 Jul 2008 08:32

GO TO BED LEE!!