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AN EXPIDTION..jOKE

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Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Aug 2008 10:59

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after buying the right tools for the exercise she headed to the nearest frozen lake. After setting up her gear she proceeds to cut a circular hole in the ice.

Suddenly from the heavens a voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The poor blonde, startled, almost slipped and fell over, but she took her gear and moved further down the ice, poured herself a thermos of Nestle Hot Chocolate Lite and proceeded to cut another hole in the ice.

The voice bellowed again from the heavens, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Quite frightened she decided to move to the end of the ice.

Determined she began to cut a hole again and as she stood up with her tools once again the voice boomed "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The petrified blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "NO, IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."


Always remember: - "The best time to start is 20 years ago. The second best time is today"

Lindy ;))))))))))))))))






AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 4 Aug 2008 11:13

love it!!!!

Heather

Heather Report 4 Aug 2008 11:34

I'm blonde.....LOL...............I think I might be offended ............I'll just read it again................Yes ..............I think I am offended............... reads again..........Yes .....I am offended........now how do I report this???

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 4 Aug 2008 11:38

like it !!!
It is very hot here in Spain Lindy - what is the Algarve like ?
Love Mary xx

Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Aug 2008 13:02

Hiya Mary,

Last night was the worst so far this summer, eventually I went downstairs to lie on the floor in the lounge which is the coolest room in the house.

On Saturday I went to the hairdresser for highlights and let the hairdresser talk me into cutting my hair short, big, big mistake. The back of my neck is permanantly sweaty and so is my hair as I can no loger pin it up.

You live and learn ;)

Love Lindy xx

Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Aug 2008 13:03

Heather,

I was born blonde!

;))))))))))))

Heather

Heather Report 4 Aug 2008 13:07

So was I Lindy but now it comes out of a bottle..........lol...........never mind, the grey roots don't show up so bad when it's blonde.

By the way, I have copied it to send to my very blonde friend

Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Aug 2008 13:17

Lol Heather,

I did not go grey, went white instead, so highlight honey blonde and copper which gets me an odd look or two ;)

I keep telling my OH "whatever makes me happy"

Hope your blonde friend has a good giggle.

Lindy ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))