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The Secret of Ageing

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BrianW

BrianW Report 4 Aug 2008 11:39

A doctor on his morning walk noticed a very pretty older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'


'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'

"How long have you been doing that,?" said the doctor.

"Since I was 16" she replied.

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'


'Twenty-four,' she replied.

Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Aug 2008 13:20

roflmao

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 4 Aug 2008 14:09

great!