General Chat

O.K lynn, but he wont stop crying I will have to come to some other arrangment with him, any suggestions...

pay rise pay rise

tell you what, you can have whats left in Jeans ices box at the end of the night, and whatever gets thrown on the stage lol

you must have one of bcs cow bells

oh god im so going to be sued,

just took someones eye out with one of my tasles,


smiles sweetly at the crying man

Jean give him a flash and a mivi please

Que??? this aint the Windmill you know - ashamed - you should be ashamed! )))))

Is Max Miller on next?

KK 99 yr old Mary Marries 105 yr SId.....on their wedding night ...Mary ask Sid ..he fancies abit of the other...** wink wink ** Sid says Aye lass but I was maried so young and so ong to my first wife we never tired anything new.....are you up for that...Mary repiled aye....same here....how about O*** s** do you fancy one of them 6*..thingies ....aye says Sid dont mind if we do...so


after wards ....Mary asks was eveything ok sid ...he aye t'is a shame about the sinking of the titantic 1912 wasnt it.....she what made you say that Sid....he said I just read it on a bit of news paper
attached to your b**...

Has the half past 10 stopped running then? )))

Sand fleas they are !!! from that manky guy's underpants!! ugh, ugh, ugh - this place aint sanitory!

Where is Haley , I want to learn how to throw a hissy fit...

ouch thats my toe what are you slirping stop scratching dawns fleas have escaped

and please whoever is on either side of me, im only little so whatch where your flinging those tastles or i will end up blind

shake shake lala la

Come on Girls keep calm ,it's not a shambles .We are stars!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Shuffle off to Buffalo might be appropriate here - but where is the orchestra? I'm a Diva me, I can't perform without me orchestra - whatdayer think I am - Sandie Shaw or summat?

are we ready Ladies

Drum roll please,

Ladies and gentlemen ( mm thats debateable )

I give you, for your entertainment the one and only, thank god,

The Tassled totties

on we go ladies good luck

Whisper it to me Haley , I love dirty jokes.....

what a shambles, puts head in hands,

where are all my starlets

keep peddling Jean, the wheels lovey, not your wares hahahaha

and tell him you will give him his change later

I dont want to complain.......but......can I just ask if the guy who chucked the y-fronts enjoyed his holidays? -

2 ton of sand at me feet!!

Now you know yer mother told you not to get sand in it!!

and me lo i need the loo

I know a joke but its sort of rude.....