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Joke... Retired Golfers

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Jenxx Report 6 Aug 2008 17:03

nice one Kaz


SilverLady Report 6 Aug 2008 16:57

Well it made me smile.........................

Love and Peace


JustKaz Report 6 Aug 2008 16:52

hi sandie, i wish i didnt need to too,
my nan had dementia, not nice and my dads cousin is blind,
just want to bring some laughter, we all have our probs, laughter is happiness, hope everyone is happy today
kaz xxx


Frederick Report 6 Aug 2008 16:37

Old golfers never die,
They just lose their balls.


AnninGlos Report 6 Aug 2008 16:36



JustKaz Report 6 Aug 2008 16:34

I hope this doesnot affend, please pm and i will remove;
thanks, kaz xxx

Arthur is 95 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it,' he tells his wife.
'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the
ball, I can't see where it went.'

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, 'Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.'

'That's no good,' sighs Arthur. 'Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help.'

'He may be a hundred and three' says the wife, 'but his eyesight is

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his
brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'

'Of course I did!' says the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight.'

'Where did it go?' asks Arthur.

I can't remember.'