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BREAKING NEWS !

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Conan

Conan Report 8 Aug 2008 12:10

The Swiss pharmaceutical giants, Merckups, have just confirmed earlier reports that trials of their new ant-viral drug, code named PUDNIW, have encountered problems.

A spokeswoman said that about 50% of those taking part in the trials suffered sore throats, aching limbs, headaches and high temperatures.

However, she claimed that the trials of the new drug had been a complete success ………………………… and that it were only those who took the placebo that reported the side effects.

BrianW

BrianW Report 8 Aug 2008 12:11

Sounds like a windup to me.

Conan

Conan Report 8 Aug 2008 16:42

MORE BREAKING NEWS !

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has just announced that he is extending his summer holiday in the Suffolk town of Southwold by a further 4 months.

The news comes amidst red hot speculation at Westminster that the Government is about to call a General Election for October.

CRIPES_A_MIGHTY

CRIPES_A_MIGHTY Report 8 Aug 2008 16:44

Yawn!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Aug 2008 16:50


Prime Minister Gordon Brown has just announced that he is extending his summer holiday in the Suffolk town of Southwold by a further 4 months.

The news comes amidst red hot speculation at Westminster that the Government is about to call a General Election for October.






looks like the queen will have a longer wait then, dont it?

if gordy IS going to resign......

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Aug 2008 17:17

if only!!!!

Conan

Conan Report 8 Aug 2008 21:10

YET MORE BREAKING NEWS !

The Schools Minister, Ed Balls, has just announced that the Government is calling up 5,000 Territorial Army Reservists with immediate effect.

They will assemble at a secret location in the Midlands where each of them will be given a two hour refresher course in Stage II level maths and English.

From there they will disperse to undercover locations in Southampton, Bristol, London, Birmingham, Manchester and Newcastle together with sufficient provisions and stores for 14 days.

Mr Balls went on to announce that he is recalling all SATS test papers for remarking, and making a final push to complete the marking of outstanding papers, and expects to let all pupils have their results within the next two weeks.

Conan

Conan Report 8 Aug 2008 22:01

AND FINALLY !

Golden Wonder, the crisp and snack manufacturer, today announced the launch of their new helicopter flavour crisps.

They claim that the crisps will put you in a whirl, give you a lift and take you to heaven and back.


Personally, I still prefer plane.

Good Night