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A man walked into a bar and said.........

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Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 8 Aug 2008 22:37

Yep-its all soft tissue
Slipped & fell backwards into a tree trunk,waited 4 days to see if various bits would stop hurting & thought perhaps I'd better get the ones that hadn't checked..........rather sore though so I'll go try for some zzzzzzzz's.

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 8 Aug 2008 22:33

I try Hi all~~~~~~~
Off to bed-had six x-rays today so if you stand outside you should be able to see the glow!!!!

suzian

suzian Report 8 Aug 2008 22:22

Same man (challenged in the height and weight department) walked into same pub and slipped on something brown and wet on the floor. Gets up and orders a half (being a live dangerously sort).

Immediately followed by large bouncer-type who also slipped on said something brown and wet on the floor

Small, weedy chap turns and says ingratiatingly to large bouncer type:"I've just done that"

Large, bouncer type floors poor small weedy type.

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 8 Aug 2008 22:22

Ta :)))

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 8 Aug 2008 22:16

A man is walking through the woods one day & see's a little man bending down.
Out of curiosity he walks up to him & says.....
"Excuse me-are you a goblin?"
To which the little man replies........
"No-I'm tying my shoelaces"

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 8 Aug 2008 22:15

3 horses are sitting in the pub having a drink
A greyhound walks in,up to the bar & orders a pint.
One horse turns to the other two &" say's hey you two-did you see that.....a talking dog". :)

Bill Staffordshire

Bill Staffordshire Report 8 Aug 2008 22:11

Tommy Cooper

suzian

suzian Report 8 Aug 2008 22:08

Ouch

(well you would, wouldn't you)

Or he said "Hi Celine Dion, you're loaded aren't you - so why the long face"

If you feel like adding a few, please do

Evening all

Lol Sue