General Chat

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Going to jump off a dropped kerb

Crush a few grapes

Shave my wrist with an electric razor

No I wont, I Always Look on The Bright Side Of Life :):)

Linda lol :):):)

Im scared of hights :):)

Angie :):)

I would never have time to do all those things :):)

hehehe :):)

Hi Shelly :):)

get drunk

it all seems so much better then

CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE & CHOCOLATE.

Make a cup of tea .......and chocie biscuits ...

Bev :):)

I tried a whole packet of Wine Gums I didnt even get a hang over :)

Blue Eyes :):) Chocolate sounds good to me :)

Kem :):) Lifes looking up already, One mention of tea is enough to keep me hanging on lol

Shelly :):) Thanks for the Tea and Hot cross buns :):)

Hello Colin and all, I agree with Bevs idea!!!!

Caz xxx

errr colin

i was thinking something a little stronger than wine gums (never touch the things myself too many additives)


*passes colin a nice cold chardonnay*

err sorry old geezer

could you clarify that last post


lol

Obvoiusly The Old Geezer is ex-Royal Navy

Just some words of comfort from Spike Milligan.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

Always cheers me up!!

OOOO Hello Colin,

Was thinking of you yesterday, Was at Gunwharf looking at the Spinaker Tower!!! were your earsburning? didn't talk about you tho honest!!!

Also thought of you yesterday while I was in Guildford you and lots of others that time.

And thenon Friday you popped into my mind as I tidied ...... I came across a boa......... dont' think you'll ever live that one down LOL

And if mention of the boa hasn't worked then I suggest a swim in the river at Guildford :))))))))

ty old geezer

i was thinking of something entirely differnet

Hi All :):)

LOL Well it looks like I have a few options, get drunk on Chardonnay, Get drunk on Old Navy Rum :)

I can feel a headache coming on, one sniff and I would end up flat on my back lol I havent drank for a few years lol

I think Spike Milligan had the right idea with his Nong Nang Ning lol :):)


Jelly Babies, Now that really did make me llft my head up, Im partial to a bag of jelly babies :):)


Shelli :):)

Some good old times there with Guildford, the boas and you having me shaking in my boots because I thought I was going to end up in that river lol :):)
That was a lovely big meeting that one :):)

If I had known you were just accross the water I may have popped over for a quick visit , may be next time :)

Hi Esme :):)

Lovely to meet you :) I have a friend called Esme who is at my Tai Chi classes :)

Colin

would've told you we was visiting but as we had no kids we sort of followed our noses. Didn't even know our own plans till they happened!!!

Shelli, funny I was looking at the photo's of that meeting just a few days ago, mostly taken from behind me so only the back of head - but you were sitting opposite me. Good one of Colin with his boa though!!

Still look in here but with so many name changes never know who's who anymore.

Kathleen