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When I'm 100! - Joke for a cold Tuesday night

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~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 28 Oct 2008 22:12

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to
communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew......











'B*****ds won't let me fart.'

Ann

Ann Report 28 Oct 2008 22:22

lol very good

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 28 Oct 2008 23:11

Must copy & past it to my children!!

Researching:
Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 29 Oct 2008 02:03

pmsl that's a good one!