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Opening for business soon,........... 'TAFF'S CAFF

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Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 13:56

Barb,. we need some fresh flowers for the tables, see what she got nice, at a reasonable price, of coarse!!


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:14

Right Taff

got us some lovely bloomers for the tables now, think we had better go upmarket seeing as how we've had no luck today, we will announce the Grand re-opening tomorrow and they will all be amazed....


Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 14:24

Barb,. we dont want Bloomers!!!!! we want blooms!
See you bright and early in the morning!


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:28

Blooming heck,,right Grand Re-opening in the morning.. See you later, go get your feet up, you've had a busy day....



Merlin Report 24 Feb 2009 14:32

Excuse Me Barb2,I don,t remember you applying for a Franchise from me to open this Cafe. I do hope you,re not buying your food from your mates at the Boot Sales.Very Unhygenic.Unless License Paid for will send in the Elf and Safety sort it. And The "Deadly Sammuri"with his "Choppy Choppy Men" Theyre good for slicing Bacon and Scrambling Eggs( At a Price to be Agreed. **M**.pmsl


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:38

Hello Merlin, how are you?

You're a bit too late we've had to close down due to the Enviromental Health Officer on the prowl, but we are re-opening tomorrow in our new premises and will be taking on new staff then, we are still looking for a washeruperer, so you may apply for the job if you want.
Don't think Taff will pay for a licence and as Managing Director, we'll have none of your choppy choppy men in here, it's going to be a top notch Caff this one.......


Merlin Report 24 Feb 2009 14:50

Top notch as in "Plastic Palace" Are you having Dancing Girls? Keith would like that,and may I suggest a certain party who has just returned from an enforced holiday from A "Punka Wallah". Anyway soon I will be rejoining my friends to raid the Joint. There will be "The Sheik" "Sammuri" and "Hanibul the Canibul" he,s a terror,eats anyone in sight,So you and Jen better watch out.You could end up either being Eaten, Or sold off into the Slave trade, or even sent to be a "Geisha",take care o9n your reopening .We,ve got our eyes on you.**M**.pmsl.


Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 14:51

Puffs and pants through the door of said new establishment.

Heres half a dozen baskets as per request for the soup, holes a bit on the small side mind.

Nice gaff you got now, bit better than last one.

Puffs and pants back out of new swankier establishment.


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:51

Hi Shemp

Will had you to the list, don't know if we made enough today to buy a dishwasdher, could get you a nice bowl and a sponge!!!


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:54

Thanks HB
Taff has had to go for a long lie down, she's fair worn out bless her, we will be re-opening in the morning and you lot will have to mind your P's & Q's we're to be a upmarket greasy spoon.

Merlin, watch out for Jen, she's after you....
None of your tricks now and we'll be a bit fussy about who we employ, come back tomorrow and we'll see what we can do.:))x


Jenxx Report 24 Feb 2009 14:56

Pass the soap washes Merlins mouth out lol


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 14:58

Be careful
Am having to fumigate the place now, shut your mouth Merlin

Edit: Sorry I didn't mean to sound rude Merlin, close your gob please,


Jenxx Report 24 Feb 2009 15:03

fumigate did something hit the fan pmsl


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 15:06

no comment Jen can't stop laughing so can't talk.......


Merlin Report 24 Feb 2009 15:12

Yep it was the smell of "Burnt Bacon Butties" and the Bad eggs bought from the Boot Sale,Tocounter that, I could let you have the Remains of "Hanibul the Canibuls" last meal. Bit Pongy but a little bit of Spice and it will make your "Tatty Caffy" smell like a Dodgy Curry Parlour,But better than it is now.Jen, The Sheik has just made another offer for you,One Donkey ( He,s a Bit Strapped for cash at the moment) but you can eat as many dates as you wish,and get to milk the Camels.Shall I tell him you are Amenable to his offer? Watch out Barb2 Smmuri is after you as his personal Geisha. **M**.pmsl.


Jenxx Report 24 Feb 2009 15:16

Only ONE Donkey Merlin do I look like an ASS
no dont answer that lol


LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 15:19

Oh Merlin
I don't have time to be a Geisha now, will have to send for Shimms and Alko, I'm a MD now you know, and can you manage another donkey for Jen, she's precious you know, worth much more......


Alko Report 24 Feb 2009 15:25

Barbara, dont you dare send meee

Donkey?????? eeyoreeeeeeeeeeeee help

Merlin, that samurai does not scare me, neither does that shiek or, choppy chopy men
have had better xxxx


Alko Report 24 Feb 2009 15:26



LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 15:27

I sam so busy now Alko with this Caff to get ready for tomorrow, that Merlin is determined to have his way :))x