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Hilda Ogden Eat Your Heart Out,the Competition is out there, :-D :-D :-D

Well I tried , I really did .. but by the time I had slapped on all the face creams , used tooth whitener , straightened my hair, put on my night bra and amazing pants that make you loose weight while you sleep ..
de fuzzed everything bar the cats and found the cling film ............................
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OH had been asleep for 4 hours :-(
Think I will just stick to letting him have a few glasses of his home made wine on a Friday night from now on..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5kpyiAy_4Y
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One thing you missed out, Most of the pictures you see of Models are "Airbrushed" before being shown. Oh and re having special pant liners for men, :-D It was done years ago :-D They were called "Codpieces" :-D :-D :-D ;-)

A work colleague, newly retired, has always been high maintenance with liberal use of lotions, potions and monthly professional hair dyes, whilst ‘watching what she ate’.

A very ‘feminine’ person, I thought she looked rather good until OH met her. His opinion? It wasn’t worth the money as she isn’t much to write home about!

My ‘beauty regime’? Make up removal wipes at night, and a morning moisturiser. Gave up with mascara except for special occasions as it always smudged taking days to get off. Ditto with foundation as it felt as if my skin couldn’t breathe. My only daily concession is lipstick if we are out.

Haven’t removed leg hairs for the last 25 years or so (if does help being fair) and underarms perhaps twice a year if it is warm enough to wear sleeveless tops.

Those models on the adverts ought to live in the real world where they don’t have the money to buy a range of expensive products, hire a dietician to prepare their meals or have the time to visit a personal trainer.

But lets face it – if they don’t ‘look good’ they don’t have the earning power.

lolol @ Suzanne :-D I think we're sisters

I'm 5'6" and about 65kg/10 stone

I don't watch soaps (saw the first episode of Coronation Street, I think that was like having a vaccination).

My birthday this week. I'm 62 years young. I'm told I don't look it. I know I don't act it lol

I don't wear make-up at home.

I don't take much notice of advertisements for "beauty products". But I try to look after my skin.

I go shopping when I have to - I'm not a "Let's Go Shopping" person. Don't shop much these days, the clothes seem to be for stick people, and I don't want to wear those jeans that feel like they are falling off! They're awful! I'm getting tired of seeing people's backsides when they bend over.

I don't spend hours in the bathroom! I'm one of five children - so with 7 people in the house and 1 bathroom, usually somebody knocking on the door, I learned to be speedy!

well im getting old gracefully

why cos i dont have the money for hair do boob job or lipo suckshion
or a face lift and im not haveing cabige soup for breckfast lunch and dinner cos i dont need a supper size 6 body

humpa lumpa yep thats me
:-D :-D :-D

the RR is on holiday(its been quiet on her of late) to busy sunning her//him /its
self to care about us for a while.
well let me add my comments to this thread if i may.
im not 50 but close to it so i feel that its ok for me to add.
IM NOT A SIZE 8 AND HAVE NEVER BEEN A SIZE 8 EVEN WHEN I WAS 8
I DONT USE CREAMS BUT I DO COLOUR MY HAIR(oh im so vain)
i never wear makeup in the day time,but have been known to put a bit of slap on before going out with friends for a night out.
ive never watched soaps except in 1965 when my mum sat me infront of the tv to watch coronation st(99TO GIVE HER SOME PEACE AND TO SEND ME TO SLEEP)
i hate shoes/bags and clothes and only buy fashionable clothes for a special get together or wedding.
im 5ft 5 and weigh 10stone ,dont have food issues..
im happy in my own skin.if you dont like it dont look.xx
:-D

I haven't grown up yet.

But I have wrinkles. I had a bl**dy good time getting them!!

And.......... I have a toyboy lolol I'm 6 years older than OH

Get 'em young and train 'em right :-D

Or, as OH says, get 'em old, they're already trained :-D

i will always be a recycled teenager ;-)

I had plans for growing old disgracefully, but I don't have the energy.

:-D

HAVNT WATCHED ANY SOAPS F0R 10 YEARS PLUS

I thought that soaps were invented by a man so the little lady would have something to watch whilst he went down the pub woooooops I meant down to his shed :-D

Roy

Just out of interest, and I'm off to bed so shan't reply tonight, but do you think women watch soaps more than men do because ( as a very broad generalisation) men are interested in how 'things' work and women more interested in how people 'tick'?

Night all :-D

MY HAIR IS RED
I SQUEEZE MY AMPLE REAR END IN JEANS
I GOT A PIRATE OUTFIT READY FOR PIRATES DAY

AND WHEN WE FIRST MET

WHO FELL BACKWARDS ONTO THAT BIG GRAVE
AND WHO N EARLY PEED HERSELF LAUGHIN :-P

Like Sue I liked to * look after me self * I like to dress nice and put me slap on even for work, its the way I have always since I was 14, I seem to have a constant battle with my weight for a life time however the only mans attention I am interested in is Itsmytellys ( and Jamie Rednapps) now Itsmytelly has seen me at worse and still loves me so what I do care :-D

Come on ladies, give me a break, I never said All women

I do understand that not every woman on the planet likes to watch these but the majority do :-P


Roy :-D <3

I'm blushing now Neubie

NEUBS
ME
OLD
GRACEFULLY
ME
YOU
CERTAIN

lol Sue, I used to but I suppose being so old now ;-) i have seen all the plot-lines too many times already, plus I get irate when characters seem to change personality at the whim of a new script writer :-D

Roy
<3
xx

You are not a true woman Rose - you must have your daily dose of soapies ;-)