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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 18:53

Dear Sir:

The results from the lab work confirm that the red ring around your p*nis was not infectious..

It was lipstick.

We apologize for the amputation.

UzziInSunshine

UzziInSunshine Report 1 Oct 2012 18:58

upps should I laugh ?

Pmsl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 19:03

Ok PH ?..........have edited it.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 Oct 2012 19:06

Fanks Mr Magoo............. :-D :-D :-D

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 1 Oct 2012 19:07

Blimey ...thought I was reading a paragraph from Lady's Chatterly


PMSL.....and spilt my tea on my clean table ... :-D :-D

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 1 Oct 2012 19:33

Well feckit, I think I am lacking the smutty gene :-0

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 1 Oct 2012 19:51

i will be amazed if this doesnt get RRD :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D.

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 1 Oct 2012 20:49

ZZzzz....I really spat my tea out ...rather than spill it, was not expecting to read ,such a light hearted post...

..LOL :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 Oct 2012 20:49

Hmmm..............now will this get RR'd cos Mr Magoo used the "P" word..........OR, ....will it get RR'd cos BC used the "F" word?

:-D :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 1 Oct 2012 20:52

****FAINTS **** ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 Oct 2012 20:55

*Pokes smelling salts up Joy's nose* :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 21:08

Well 37 have had a look but no RR ...................yet !!

"F" word worse than "P" word i think. :-D

Island

Island Report 1 Oct 2012 21:23

*shocked* :-0















amputation? :-0 :-0 :-0


:-D

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 1 Oct 2012 21:28

What about the lipstick? bet it was glossy dark red. if vaseline is enough,then dark red lippy will be a double whammy

:-D :-D :-D ;-) :-

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 21:29

What would you call it then Island ?

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 1 Oct 2012 21:32

I would call it a cure for a headache :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 21:36

******Pfizer Announcement******...........come to mind Suzanne ;-) ;-)

Island

Island Report 1 Oct 2012 21:37

What would I call what Mr M ? :-S :-S

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 1 Oct 2012 21:44

"amputation ?"....you said Island.

I would have said ......castration :-0

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 1 Oct 2012 21:44

viagra and amputation great cures,i bet they were invented by woman :-D :-D :-D :-D