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Dunno, Suzanne, just hope she doesn't sit between Lord Eatwell and Lord Pannick!!!

If she does Far* - she's not likely to get a flirt from Lord Adonis

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Looks like another thread will have to be posted on the many benefits of eating Brussel Sprouts and Roast Parsnips. :-D

Blows Raspberry :-P

oh the Fart has been restored !!

Hope abuse had a good chuckle :-D

lol ... I am sure they did ... very sensible .. once again well done to GR

I have just seen this thread :-D :-D :-D

My youngest had a book when he was about three called Doctor Dog aimed at pre school and early years children. Dr Dog looked after a family called the Gumboils who had many bad habits, nose picking was one of the milder ones :-)

The Grandad in the story ate too many beans and too much beer. He had dangerous gasses and...........farted so loudly on the toilet that he blew off the roof of the house and flew into the air clutching the lav
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If anyone gets a chance to read it or buy it for the children/grandchildren do. It's sooooo funny.

who's been Trumping in here

sprays dettol phew you stink :-D :-D

glad to see common sense prevailed :-D

I love the word trumping, it makes me laugh. There is a place in Cambridge called Trumpington, :-D there's a nice restaurant there :-D

Teresa :-)

So does this thread make us a bunch of Gas bags ;-) :-D

Look,since this thread has descended as far as it has,may I tell you about the french onion soup my dad used to make?

It was delicious and I would always have a second bowl if possible.

In those days I was studying and would lie on the front room floor with my books and notes around me all night when it was quiet.

One night,after some of his luscious brew,I was engrosed in something a bit challenging and passed wind quietly.It wasn't wind and what it was actually managed to find it's way to between my shoulder blades.

Two o'clock in the morning and I had to put everything in the washing machine and get in the bath.

This is one of the many reasons I am so badly educated!

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Teresa

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I've been giggling at all the posts :-D
and thought you might like this little rhyme


The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!

So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps!

If you ever let off a rasper when in a crowd just give some one near by a stern look

Ive often been chastised for letting my best ones off while snoring :-S

Oh Gawd!.Please don't mention French Onion Soup .The effect that had on me ...never again :-S :-S :-S.Similar to Sharron lol

Love the rhyme Mandy :-D :-D

Bottom Burps.

Welcome back Fartgate.....good to see original op returned ...... :-D :-D

When you leave this thread it would be a good idea to waft and give it a spray just in case :-D :-D ;-)

Just cough loudly noo one will hear you .not that i partake .in the practice . :-D

Once made a horrendous mistake and fed some left over Bean Stew to my dog.

Wheeeewwww. I had to put him into the garden for the next couple of hours!

The Viz Profanisaurus, for those who know it, defines a fart most delicately as an "air biscuit"