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Jane

Jane Report 8 Oct 2012 18:03

Only for a couple of hours Malcolm???? I would have had to leave mine out for days lol

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 8 Oct 2012 18:38

Slightly shorter 'poem'

Pardon me for being so rude
It wasn't me, it was my food
Somethng in my stomach parted
and, my dear, that's why I farted

David

David Report 8 Oct 2012 18:41



Pongo did it often

David

David Report 8 Oct 2012 18:44



OH puts Vicks up her nose when I get going

Wend

Wend Report 8 Oct 2012 18:49

Me too JJ - the one I know is a real duvet lifter.

Romance is not dead :-D

Jane

Jane Report 8 Oct 2012 19:16

I am loving this.
Stephen . :-D :-D :-D

David .Poor E**** .I love Vick
Sometimes you just can't help it :-D.Better out than in.

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 8 Oct 2012 19:30



Here I sit brokenhearted,spent 20p and only......

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 8 Oct 2012 19:42

Burnt toast is meant to help.

A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It tickled down my backbone
And it's also called a fart.

A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.

David

David Report 8 Oct 2012 20:08



YOU NOTICED YOU CAN NEVER SMELL YOUR OWN :-D

Wend

Wend Report 8 Oct 2012 20:09

LOL at all the poems.

What did one burp say to the other?


. . . *Let's be stinkers and go out the back way*

David

David Report 8 Oct 2012 20:13




Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?

Jane

Jane Report 8 Oct 2012 20:16

I think we have all done that one David :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Oct 2012 20:19

I have....I cant lie!!! I was on a very quiet hospital ward :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Oct 2012 20:21

I have just been asked did it echo down the passage OMG........i cant breathe :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 8 Oct 2012 20:48

Parrrp

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Oct 2012 20:56

Marion!!! was that you or the pussycat :-D ;-)

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 8 Oct 2012 20:59

Was the cat.I dont do things like that ;-)

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 8 Oct 2012 20:59

Forget the cure David.....Think we all know there isn't one, Just invest in more scented candles!!

OR.. Strike a match (works better in bathroom than any sprays)

Love the poems.. haven't heard Stephens before :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Oct 2012 21:02

Are you telling porkies Marion ;-)...

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 8 Oct 2012 21:04

I'll never forget my then 8yr old son gave me a real red face.
I thought I was being 'sneaky' very quiet,silent but deadly as the saying goes lol.when my son in a very loud voice said 'Mum was that you? The shop was crowded lol.

Marion