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Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 3,392 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:19
	I have....I cant lie!!! I was on a very quiet hospital ward :-D :-D
	Researching: New Beginnings :) ...Happy Endings :)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:16
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	I think we have all done that one David :-D
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:13
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 5,147 Send Message	Wend	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:09
	LOL at all the poems. What did one burp say to the other? . . . Let's be stinkers and go out the back way
	Researching:
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:08
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	YOU NOTICED YOU CAN NEVER SMELL YOUR OWN :-D
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,939 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:42
	Burnt toast is meant to help. A little gush of wind Straight from the heart; It tickled down my backbone And it's also called a fart. A fart can be useful; It gives the body ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas.
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,939 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:30
	Here I sit brokenhearted,spent 20p and only......
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:16
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	I am loving this. Stephen . :-D :-D :-D David .Poor E**** .I love Vick Sometimes you just can't help it :-D.Better out than in.
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 5,147 Send Message	Wend	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:49
	Me too JJ - the one I know is a real duvet lifter. Romance is not dead :-D
	Researching:
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:44
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	OH puts Vicks up her nose when I get going
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:41
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	Pongo did it often
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 8,674 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:38
	Slightly shorter 'poem' Pardon me for being so rude It wasn't me, it was my food Somethng in my stomach parted and, my dear, that's why I farted
	Researching: Henry Floyd, my g x 4 grandfather
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:03
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Only for a couple of hours Malcolm???? I would have had to leave mine out for days lol
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 421 Send Message	Malcolm	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:51
	Once made a horrendous mistake and fed some left over Bean Stew to my dog. Wheeeewwww. I had to put him into the garden for the next couple of hours! The Viz Profanisaurus, for those who know it, defines a fart most delicately as an "air biscuit"
	Researching: Robb, Purves, Rutherford, Bald - Scotland, Fife and Berwickshire.
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 3,876 Send Message	Barbra	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:33
	Just cough loudly noo one will hear you .not that i partake .in the practice . :-D
	Researching: Lancashire, Derby.Morayshire. Tipperary .Gerrard Butler xxx
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 3,392 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:09
	Welcome back Fartgate.....good to see original op returned ...... :-D :-D When you leave this thread it would be a good idea to waft and give it a spray just in case :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: New Beginnings :) ...Happy Endings :)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:08
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 15,611 Send Message	Oh Gawd!.Please don't mention French Onion Soup .The effect that had on me ...never again :-S :-S :-S.Similar to Sharron lol Love the rhyme Mandy :-D :-D Bottom Burps.
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:07
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	Ive often been chastised for letting my best ones off while snoring :-S
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 17:04
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,195 Send Message	If you ever let off a rasper when in a crowd just give some one near by a stern look
Member Since: February 2008 Posts: 4,465 Send Message	MillymollyAmanda	Report	8 Oct 2012 16:46
	I've been giggling at all the posts :-D and thought you might like this little rhyme The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly, It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly. Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans! So don't worry about those rumblings, Be proud of all your trumps! But remember, if you strain too hard Your farts come out as lumps!

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