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Suzanne

Suzanne Report 7 Oct 2012 21:44

Far---g if its lasted for a while could be a sign that not all well in the bowel and small intestine so go to the dr,but please take my advise and try not to fa-t in the consulting rm because your dr really wont like it,if alls well at the drs then my advise is to stay clear of your 15pints of lager and a vindaloo on a sat night.if far-ing continues stop eating beans and put a cork in it. :-D

Wend

Wend Report 7 Oct 2012 16:43

On a gravestone in a churchyard somewhere:

*Where e'er you be, let your wind go free,
For the keeping of the fa*t was the death of me!*

Edit to add - off to carry on doing my colouring in

David

David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:40


My Father used to say there's s*** behind that :-D

Malcolm

Malcolm Report 7 Oct 2012 16:24

My Granny used to say "Better an empty Hoose than a bad tenant" when she'd let off.

David

David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:14



No took the cat

Island

Island Report 7 Oct 2012 16:07

Is that why you were at the vets david?

David

David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:01


I let off a few loud ones at the vets last week.

It's not related to what I eat,but if I drink too fast I get burps or farts :-S

Lesley

Lesley Report 7 Oct 2012 15:58

Shirley my mum use to say that too :-)

My dad would say in church or in chapel let it rattle :-0

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Oct 2012 15:55

Island............i need a Mcnappie!! :-D :-D :-D

Malcolm

Malcolm Report 7 Oct 2012 15:51

To quote Bill Bryson (Love his books)

"At Bath the waters were said to be good for flatulence and I nearly tried some but then I found out it PREVENTED flatulence. What an odd notion!"

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 7 Oct 2012 15:34

NOPE it happens!!

I often have embarrassing moments when I stand up and natural eruptions happen.

I know being a bit on the plump side doesnt help BUT its a natural thing.

The human body is designed to fart so as my mum would say "wherever you be let your wind go free" lol

Island

Island Report 7 Oct 2012 15:28

David, just don the plaid and clench ye MucBootucks, Mrs D could fling you over her shoulder and pass you off as MucBagpipes :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Oct 2012 14:24

Yes, Pretty good was,nt I. :-D :-D :-D :-D.I may sign Autographs Later. :-D but only in Camelot ;-) ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Oct 2012 14:21

We call it a "Flumpkin" in my house.

GoldenGirl1

GoldenGirl1 Report 7 Oct 2012 14:13

:-D@ David

Merlin more like the neeps and tatties ;-)

May i say Merlin loved your show last night :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Oct 2012 14:04

Now don,t plead innocense Emma. :-D. Then again, it could well be Haggis that caused the problem. :-S

David

David Report 7 Oct 2012 14:01



Couldn't say GG1 been doing it this long time

GoldenGirl1

GoldenGirl1 Report 7 Oct 2012 13:58

John who Merlin???

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Oct 2012 13:47

Ask John, He talks throught the Orifice it comes from. :-S :-|

GoldenGirl1

GoldenGirl1 Report 7 Oct 2012 13:36

Too true Prickles :-D

David is it an OAP thing? :-)