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well I thought it was funny :-(

One over each? :-D Greedy Girl :-D Should have shared them with Prickly, :-DWouldnt have been hurting so much then. ;-) whatever you do don,t try colonic irrigation, :-Dthe flowback could cause more problems. ;-) ;-)

Possibly, Merlin, but it was more likely due to me flinging them over me shoulder :-D

Of course, we don,t know why or what caused the bad back, Could it have been the exertions of trying to catch those Firemen when they tried to escape ? :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

LOL@Merlin :-0

Did you hear about the farmer who used a stick of dynamite on his constipated beast?
The result was abominable :-D

Boom Boom.xx. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Thankyou Merlin - we can always rely on you for helpful advice :-D

I do sympathise,Try taking Small but Effective Semtex tablets ,only one aday though as they tend to shift most things quickly and effectively. :-D :-D :-D

Thanks again for the advice and, Julia, I have pm'd you.

a bit od of a bum subject this is like ;-) ;-)

A big plate of porridge every morning.

I wouldn't advise figs though as the pips scratch your bum. !!!!


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Don't waste time with Suppositories. For all the good they do you might as well stick them up your a+se. :-S

Morning Wend, Hope your problem has "shifted."

I take Morphine constantly for my chronic illness that takes me more than often to St. Elsewhere. One side effect of this is constant constipation. So, I take Lactoluse every night, and though first prescribed by the doctor, it can be bought over the counter at a dispensing chemist. £4.80-£6.50, per bottle.

Hope your " movements" are happy ones.

Thinking of you

Julia in Derbyshire

Karcher George? Please don't make me google again, I'm feeling tired and emotional :-P

Well it would cut out the middle man so to speak :-D

George, I feel I'm going to regret this but.......what is a Karcher?

I've only tried eating them, but the other end could be quicker .

Wend, you could try a Karcher :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island, I see you still haven't had a shave yet :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

Which end? :-0

Try liquorice, the soft eating kind.

Before being let loose on my poor old dad I practicrd on the poor old dad of a friend. He had short-term memory problems and the obligatory obsession with his bum.

Although we knew he had not long delivered the goods he was adament that he had not been for a fortnight and needed strong medication at once.

The doctor did have him on Fibagel but he wanted more.So,we gave him more.
We gave him two Fibagel pills with a glass of water on demand and told him not to bite them because he wouldn't like what was in the middle.

I can tell you that Fibagel pills are marvelous and moved him like nothing else.

Don't go looking for them in the pharmacy. You buy them in the newsagents or sweet shop in a packet labelled Tic-Tacs.