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Island Report 8 Nov 2012 13:40

well I thought it was funny :-(


Merlin Report 8 Nov 2012 13:35

One over each? :-D Greedy Girl :-D Should have shared them with Prickly, :-DWouldnt have been hurting so much then. ;-) whatever you do don,t try colonic irrigation, :-Dthe flowback could cause more problems. ;-) ;-)


Wend Report 8 Nov 2012 13:24

Possibly, Merlin, but it was more likely due to me flinging them over me shoulder :-D


Merlin Report 8 Nov 2012 13:20

Of course, we don,t know why or what caused the bad back, Could it have been the exertions of trying to catch those Firemen when they tried to escape ? :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)


Island Report 8 Nov 2012 13:15

LOL@Merlin :-0

Did you hear about the farmer who used a stick of dynamite on his constipated beast?
The result was abominable :-D


Merlin Report 8 Nov 2012 13:14

Boom Boom.xx. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)


Wend Report 8 Nov 2012 13:10

Thankyou Merlin - we can always rely on you for helpful advice :-D


Merlin Report 8 Nov 2012 13:08

I do sympathise,Try taking Small but Effective Semtex tablets ,only one aday though as they tend to shift most things quickly and effectively. :-D :-D :-D


Wend Report 8 Nov 2012 13:03

Thanks again for the advice and, Julia, I have pm'd you.


JoyBoroAngel Report 8 Nov 2012 09:54

a bit od of a bum subject this is like ;-) ;-)


Frederick Report 8 Nov 2012 09:53

A big plate of porridge every morning.

I wouldn't advise figs though as the pips scratch your bum. !!!!



Malcolm Report 8 Nov 2012 08:28

Don't waste time with Suppositories. For all the good they do you might as well stick them up your a+se. :-S


Julia Report 8 Nov 2012 08:08

Morning Wend, Hope your problem has "shifted."

I take Morphine constantly for my chronic illness that takes me more than often to St. Elsewhere. One side effect of this is constant constipation. So, I take Lactoluse every night, and though first prescribed by the doctor, it can be bought over the counter at a dispensing chemist. £4.80-£6.50, per bottle.

Hope your " movements" are happy ones.

Thinking of you

Julia in Derbyshire


Wend Report 7 Nov 2012 22:34

Karcher George? Please don't make me google again, I'm feeling tired and emotional :-P


Island Report 7 Nov 2012 22:33

Well it would cut out the middle man so to speak :-D

George, I feel I'm going to regret this but.......what is a Karcher?


GinN Report 7 Nov 2012 22:31

I've only tried eating them, but the other end could be quicker .


George Report 7 Nov 2012 22:29

Wend, you could try a Karcher :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island, I see you still haven't had a shave yet :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)


Island Report 7 Nov 2012 22:18

Which end? :-0


GinN Report 7 Nov 2012 22:16

Try liquorice, the soft eating kind.


Sharron Report 7 Nov 2012 21:39

Before being let loose on my poor old dad I practicrd on the poor old dad of a friend. He had short-term memory problems and the obligatory obsession with his bum.

Although we knew he had not long delivered the goods he was adament that he had not been for a fortnight and needed strong medication at once.

The doctor did have him on Fibagel but he wanted more.So,we gave him more.
We gave him two Fibagel pills with a glass of water on demand and told him not to bite them because he wouldn't like what was in the middle.

I can tell you that Fibagel pills are marvelous and moved him like nothing else.

Don't go looking for them in the pharmacy. You buy them in the newsagents or sweet shop in a packet labelled Tic-Tacs.