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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 11:29

Fgs!.. I`m getting reet depressed looking at this board :-(

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Bengali, a Jamaican, a Canadian and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry lads.............
I can't let you in without a Thai." !!

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Nov 2012 11:31

:-D : :-D


Edit.......see mine below... ;-)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Nov 2012 11:34

I've got a Thai with me. Let me in. Oh, damn, he's a Chilean. Brrr!!!!

With a Malteser in his pocket. At least not a Greek - beware of Greeks bearing maltesers. :-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 11:40

Fifty shades of grey

You appeared from no where and shamelessly, without any reservations,you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you....

Bloody mosquito!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 11:56

Morning folks :-D

Ann you just reminded me of a "chat up" line I used to say in my misspent younger days. it went like this...

"If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

Another of of my chat up lines was... " Hello, my names Dick!... do you like it"

Aka, Richard :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 12:14

very naughty you are - but I like you :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 10 Nov 2012 12:23

In my time I had met a lot of men who
were called Richard Cranium. :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 13:52

and Tommy Osser :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 13:57

Obviously Island spent a lot of time at the Highland Games. :-D :-D there were quite a few of them there. ;-)

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Nov 2012 13:58

and Iver Dick :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 14:07

Have you now Prickly, :-D Was it one of the Cabers that Island liked.? :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:08

Ed Nobb :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 14:13

Miss Scratchit, A motorbike mechanic for Itchyfanny of Japan. :-D

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:19

now where's Jimbob gone? :-S

dropped one and scarpered. typical :-0 :-D

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:50

Time to lie down in the road I think :-( :-( :-(

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 14:50

I think a little dickorum (sp) is needed on this thread. :-|



(I`ll take the rum anytime) :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 14:55

I used to work with Michael Hunt - true - no kidding!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 15:10

Wasn`t he in "Porky`s" Ann? :-D ;-)

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 15:28


Got summat to smile about now :-)...for tonight's viewing...
The Daughter has dropped off a boxed set of Mrs Brown`s Boys.... :-D
(series 1 and 2 plus Christmas special)

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 15:29

that's Enid Blyton isn't it? ;-)

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

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