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Make me smile some one...Pleeze

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Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 19:00

Brilliant Bob. Winging its way through my address book :-D :-D

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 10 Nov 2012 18:53

TOTALY MAD




BUT I LIKE IT

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Nov 2012 17:58

What A Coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence !

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 15:37

Ann :-D :-D :-D


I just "knew " there had to be clip of it :-D

http://www.ovguide.com/porky's-9202a8c04000641f80000000001aeeb0

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 15:29

that's Enid Blyton isn't it? ;-)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 15:28


Got summat to smile about now :-)...for tonight's viewing...
The Daughter has dropped off a boxed set of Mrs Brown`s Boys.... :-D
(series 1 and 2 plus Christmas special)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 15:10

Wasn`t he in "Porky`s" Ann? :-D ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 14:55

I used to work with Michael Hunt - true - no kidding!!!

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 14:50

I think a little dickorum (sp) is needed on this thread. :-|



(I`ll take the rum anytime) :-D

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:50

Time to lie down in the road I think :-( :-( :-(

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:19

now where's Jimbob gone? :-S

dropped one and scarpered. typical :-0 :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 14:13

Miss Scratchit, A motorbike mechanic for Itchyfanny of Japan. :-D

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 14:08

Ed Nobb :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 14:07

Have you now Prickly, :-D Was it one of the Cabers that Island liked.? :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Nov 2012 13:58

and Iver Dick :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 10 Nov 2012 13:57

Obviously Island spent a lot of time at the Highland Games. :-D :-D there were quite a few of them there. ;-)

Island

Island Report 10 Nov 2012 13:52

and Tommy Osser :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 10 Nov 2012 12:23

In my time I had met a lot of men who
were called Richard Cranium. :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Nov 2012 12:14

very naughty you are - but I like you :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Nov 2012 11:56

Morning folks :-D

Ann you just reminded me of a "chat up" line I used to say in my misspent younger days. it went like this...

"If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

Another of of my chat up lines was... " Hello, my names Dick!... do you like it"

Aka, Richard :-D