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BERTIE BASSETT.

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Frederick

Frederick Report 11 Nov 2012 15:25


Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.. He asked her name.

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bl**dy Allsorts.!!!!



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Island

Island Report 11 Nov 2012 15:28

LOL :-D :-D

Barbinsglos

Barbinsglos Report 11 Nov 2012 15:49

Strangely enough my OH laughed out loud

:-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 11 Nov 2012 16:55

:-D

Cooper

Cooper Report 11 Nov 2012 17:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D