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Thursday Quickies

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Allan

Allan Report 15 Nov 2012 21:46

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "What do you call that?", asks the bartender. "I call him Tiny, because he's my newt!"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Nov 2012 22:31

Allan :-D :-D Was it a Martini Chuzzlewit?

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 15 Nov 2012 22:32

*Groan*, Allan :-D

Allan

Allan Report 15 Nov 2012 22:33

lol John. I like it! :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 15 Nov 2012 22:34

Now, Miss Sue, you of all people should know my sense (?) of humour :-D :-D

I hope that you and your family are all well?

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Nov 2012 22:45

A guy walks into a bar with a (nature, crobic, animal, nuscule, jet*) on his shoulder. I call him "Tiny" because he is my ???????

* Delete as appropriate.

What the Dickens am I on? Cocoa?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Nov 2012 23:34

And the guy on Dragons Den says ..

this is my folding box, I call it a Fox........

and this is my folding trolley, I call it a Folley...........

get out of here the dragons say, you are having us on................

wait a minute the guy says I've still not shown you my folding Bucket................



Bob

Allan

Allan Report 15 Nov 2012 23:48

lol Bob :-D

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 16 Nov 2012 02:47

The family and I are all well - thank you Allan. I hope you and yours are too:-)

I think your jokes get worse but they do give me a giggle :-D

Allan

Allan Report 16 Nov 2012 04:13

Thanks, Sue.

All is well here.

I still talk to the wheely bins but we have shelved our dream of world domination for the time being.

At least we don't have far to dispose of our plans, but then someone is bound to lift the lid on them :-D :-D

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 16 Nov 2012 06:31

:-D

I think world domination has already started, Allan. I went to bring in the 'green' bin this morning and it tried to get away. I straightened it up again and off it went again. OH had to come to my aid - laughing hysterically of course :-|

Allan

Allan Report 16 Nov 2012 06:47

Damn! I told the MGB's in NSW to hold back. if you give me their numbers, they will be disciplined!

Your OH has the right attitude...divide and conquer :-D

Or, is that concur? :-P