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I must be well past it

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Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 22:42

When I cant even be bothered with a troll......... :-(

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 21 Nov 2012 22:43

<3 :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 21 Nov 2012 22:43

you have to laugh hun
they try their hardest but fail misrably ;-) ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 Nov 2012 22:45

Hayley your never too old.....your as old as you feel :-D <3

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 21 Nov 2012 22:46

hey old lady isnt it past your bed time :-D

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 22:47

evening ladies........sorry I was on the tole let.....** falls of chair laughing** ;-) ;-)

Paula+

Paula+ Report 21 Nov 2012 22:48

Why would someone want/need to troll?

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 22:50

Paula I dont honestly know hun, normally means they are not brave enough to say or even challenge someone in the name they may be known as....or they have nothing better to do with their time. :-D

Who wants to here me joke :-D

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 21 Nov 2012 22:51

"pushes hayley into comode"

im off to bed night ladies <3

aivlyS

aivlyS Report 21 Nov 2012 22:51

Paula I think it is because they have nothing to do in their lives , same as stalkers .. sit on the comp all day , and pretend they have wonderful lives .

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 21 Nov 2012 22:51

Hayley I am disappointed in you :-(

and why have you said tole let? you usually say 'bog' :-P

Paula+

Paula+ Report 21 Nov 2012 22:53

Hayley, and "she/he" suggests we are sad

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 22:58

An eldely couple in their 90's both go for a medical check up with their GP....bloke goes first and is given a clean bill of health, the GP asks him is there anything you would like to ask me, the old man repiles well actually yes there is.....when I have sex 1st time I get all hot and sweaty and then the second time I have sex I am cold and freezing....the GP is puzzled but tells him he will check after he has continued with the old ladys check up first ...

He checks out the old lady and she is fine, he askes if there is anything she wants to ask him..she repiles no.....the GP goes on to discuss the husbands problem and says your old man tells me when he has sex he gets all hot and sweaty and then the second time he has sex he is cold and freezing....the old lady rolls her eyes and repiles the silly old sod, the 1st time it was July the second it was December :-D

Paula+

Paula+ Report 21 Nov 2012 23:02

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money


Night night xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Eldrick

Eldrick Report 21 Nov 2012 23:06

Ey oop pet, thas not pastit is tha?

It comes to us all, sigh. Some sooner than others, it has to be said........ :-D

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 23:08

Night Paula


Weyayye pet like woh Eldrick man is that an impression of me like man wheyhayye pet ? :-D

Eldrick

Eldrick Report 21 Nov 2012 23:12

I bet you didnt know I could speak cheshireshire didst tha

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 21 Nov 2012 23:15

In the manner of the gamekeeper Me thinks ;-)

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 21 Nov 2012 23:15

Oh FGS they are speaking in bloody tongues now :-S

Hayley   Empress of Drama

Hayley Empress of Drama Report 21 Nov 2012 23:19

The old lady in my joke is called Sue. ... Eldrick hun thats more compo Yorkshire as I am Cheshire and sound more Like Darcy Bussell :-D