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I'll Never Understand Women

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Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 21:23

Why has Ann's post been rr'd?: I certainly never took offense at it :-|

Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 21:21

I'm all sweetness and light, LWS...at least until my evil twin takes over :-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 3 Dec 2012 21:13

You must be a nightmare to live with Allan

She deserves a medal :-D :-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 3 Dec 2012 21:08

Roflmao
Shame the technique has never worked for me on a telly or women !

George

George Report 3 Dec 2012 21:08

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 21:06

lol George I never noticed what was on the screen. It was the off-screen action that I was after ;-)

George

George Report 3 Dec 2012 21:04

Jordon the Gorgon wasn't on the screen was she :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


George :-) :-) :-)

Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 21:03

I try Uzzi, I try :-D

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 3 Dec 2012 21:01

pmsl as always @ Allan

Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 20:56

lol Ann :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 Dec 2012 20:54

This evening I was sitting close to the TV and whispering sweet nothings into the screen such as "I love your 42" size" and "your vertical hold is fantastic, I can't wait to try your horizontal hold"

I then started to gently caress the screen, whilst blowing lightly on the speakers.

I don't know how long my wife had been in the room but she suddenly yelled out "PERVERT!!" and stormed out.

Honestly, I was totally bemused.

After all, she was the one who had asked me to turn the telly on! ;-)