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it obviously wasn't the Word of the Lord! :-D

wonder what the missing word could possibly be :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

From the 'Vicar of Dibley' delivered by Alice:

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on a bank,
The Angel of the Lord appeared,
And taught them how to.......

We never did find out what they were taught, as she was hastily shut up by the vicar. I found it incomprensible at the time that the vicar would prevent the imparting of Biblical knowledge!

It always minds me of my oldest being at nursey and you know how it was with your first ...I was excited for days before and took half the family with me to watch my son in his first christmas concert aged 3 ( He was the donkey that year) and at the end of it all the children sat in rows he being still small was seated front row right in the middle they went on to sing christmas carols finishing off with we wish you a merry christimas .....only when it got to the " Oh bring us some fig and pudding " He sang oh bring us some frigging pudding at the top of his voice to my horror and my families merriment. :-D :-D

OOOOOOOO good king Wenceslas
first look out of his bedroon window
silly bugger he fell out on a red hot cinder
brightly shone his h'arse that night.....cant remember the rest

:-D

Did he give you a sensible reply or say he'd tell you when you were old enough?

Kids can be a nuisance :-D :-D :-D :-D

I once asked my father "Dad, how DO you christ the Lord?".

I love my senile nap and I've just had it :-D

Off to see what I have missed ;-)

I luv a bit of culcha

lolol they are all coming out now :-D

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
Turned his knickers inside out
Cos his bum was freezing...

lmao Paula that is brilliant :-D

At a family Christmas get together where all the children sang their party piece My darling little son about 5 years old, sang "Good king Wenceslas knocked a babby senseless outside Marks & Spencers" He is now 45 years old, a big shot City lawyer, and he still has a way with words. <3 <3 <3

AnnC just got it doh

LOL :-D :-D :-D

AnnC........possibilty some may have sung that,,,,,,,,, ;-) :-D :-D.

The worst we sang was

one in a taxi, 2 in a car.

or similar. but no roodies like that OMG

DS. do you see what I see tra la la nudge nudge ;-) ;-)

top of the league Sues top of the league.... :-D :

verses 2/3/4 will give you red ears......... ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D.

having a fag??? ;-)

ROFLMAO Kay, obviously a better class of school :-P

as kids at school we sang.....

we 3 kings of oil and tar..
having a --------
in the back of a car.......
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

My Father was a proof reader for the Express so I had a Rupert annual every year. Probably because the tight wotsit got it for free.