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A Christmas Story

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 10 Dec 2012 02:54

This week, three Hell's Angels died in a motorbike accident, and found themselves at The Pearly Gates.

St Peter came to the Gate, and was surprised to see them.

"We don't get many Hell's Angels up here. But because of the season, and Goodwill to All Men, I'll make an exception. If you have something "Christmassy" with you, you can come in."

The three started patting themselves down and looking in pockets.

The first one pulled a piece of tinsel from a pocket.......

"Oh dear" said St Peter, "It's not quite what I was looking for, but it IS in the spirit of the Season, so you can come in."

The second one found a piece of Christmas cake in a pocket. "Oh dear" said St Peter "Again, not quite what I was looking for, but if Tinsel Boy could come in, I should let you in too."

The third Hell's Angel had been frantically looking through his pockets, and finally held up a teeny-weeny pair of black lacy knickers!

St Peter just stared at him, wondering what they had to do with Christmas........

"They're Carol's"



JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Dec 2012 08:23

:-D :-D :-D

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Dec 2012 08:39

An oldie but goody :-D

Cooper

Cooper Report 10 Dec 2012 10:34

:-D :-D :-D

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 10 Dec 2012 10:37

:-0
Oh no they aren't ... I have all mine :-D

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 10 Dec 2012 22:35

Love it. :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 10 Dec 2012 22:46

:-D :-D :-D