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The storms that i mentioned yesterday (oz time) are only just passing over. Some cracking (literally) lightning flashes, and peals of thunder, plus plenty of much needed rain.

The storm has been overhead most of the night.

Probably retribution for extracting the urine out of Santa :-D

wundred wen the varseline would come into it!!

Bob

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You are a very lovely little boy, Timmy. <3

Have taken the points from your last letter and will bring vaseline for teh reindeer and have started the 5 plus 2 diet to help me break into your house. :-D

To all Santas in the region of SW OZ.

Storms moving in and I'm having to close down :-(

They've been threatening all day, and have finally arrived.

Timmy Tammy

Dear St Nicholas,

I can assure you that there will be no roaring fires in WA at this time of the year: as for ice, well, I believe that loose sand has the same effect.

Just be mindful of yourOHSW obligations to your Reindeer who may object to sand particles up their nether regions.

We do not have tradtional chimneys as such, but I'm sure that if you are a six foot pipe cleaner, you will be able to descend and carry out your festive duties

yes I have been nice :-D

Dear Timmy Tammy

You admit you are naughty but nice. Have had a word with Mrs Timmy Tammy and we both agree you deserve everything your heart desires this Christmas.

Big delivery coming. First time I have ever been to Western Australia. Will there be plenty of ice for my sled? Food for Rudolph? And can you make sure you put out any roaring fires so I can shimmy down chimney>

Many thanks, St Nicholas :-D <3

Suemaid,

my original name was Tammy :-(

Now I'm known as Timmy Tammy :-D

lol Mau :-D

Allan I needed a password eight characters long so I picked

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves :-D

Lol John :-D :-D

Yes, I've been naughty, not nice...bang go my presents this year.

Still, next year I'll have my revenge,...syrup of figs in the mince pie left out for Santa

Dear Nick

Too late I luv me Epson

M

Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves are not Happy

Dear Mau,

You have asked me for a printer for Christmas. The elves tell me there are many different models. Which type would you prefer?

Your lovingly, St Nicholas :-)

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Knew he had a dark side when he left me a toy car and no batteries!

Mayfield (naughty but nice)

Now this is a refreshing thread .......... :-D


Loved it !! :-)

The OP is a disgraceful slur on Santa Claus - St Nicholas in the Christian tradition. A man of love, gentleness and kindness (unless anybody has some dirt on him).:-S

Even Timmy (aka Allan) will be treated with kindness in a fortnight, I feel sure. And I expect you will get your XBox and iPhone if Mrs Timmy has sufficient housekeeping from you. And if you stop posting contentous threads like this, Allan.

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Is that why you changed your name to Allan.....Timmy ;-)

Me too :-D :-D :-D