General Chat

Snap, last one up turns out the lights ;-)

lol Sue. I'm sure that like the pp, I'm the only fan I've got :-(

I'd sooner try to get people to smile than to provoke them so no preaching from me.

And that's it from me for a while. I'll wish you goodnight and a pleasant sleep :-)

Allan

Oh no, don't you start :-( if you begin dragging a pulpit behind you there will be trouble, trouble I say!

Us, less than perfect...well...unworthy really...like ourselves too but that's because we are smug buggers :-D :-D :-D :-D

*couldn't give a flying animal dropping in Wales*

lol Sue..isn't it strange, I like me also :-D :-D

ROFLMAO you are awful but I like you :-D :-D

It would take more than a few thousand Tena to gag a certain pp (persistent poster) but they may soak up some of the dribble emanating therefrom

As for the mocha it depends how mocha he wants (typed with an Italian accent...my talents are endless :-D)

In the meantime, as God said to Moses on Mount Sinai "Keep taking the tablets"

Dear Marje....err Allan,

I am a bit partial to snorting double mocha and it's in short supply at the moment mainly due to me self medicating due to 'thread stress'.

If your mate at the big house could see his way to sending me a lorry load I'll get it offloaded so it doesn't literally 'fall off the back' ;-)

BTW some of us have a problem with double ended snorting :-( ay chance of a few hundred Tena whilst you ar it?

If you send too many they will come in useful as gags :-D

*less worried in Wales*

Dear worried in Wales

You can get stoned for anything these days. I do know a quality supplier although he is having a few difficulties at the moment with a specialized Weed Control Firm which has trademark blue flashing lights on all its vehicles.

I think many people on these boards may resort to some sort of recreational abuse, as I often see them posting that they have snorted coffee, or other 'liquids' over their keyboards.

Let me know if you would like me to contact my supplier. i will be visiting him at the very large house he occupies with a few hundred other inmates...sorry residents...next Thursday


:-D

Ooooh I do love a bit of stirring with a handy sycophant :-D

can I get stoned for that?

*worried in Wales*

I thought that I would stay away from religion on this thread, then I remembered that most people who try my food usually say a few prayers before tasting it, and then at the conclusion scream "My G*D' before making a dash for the loo :-S

Had a curry tonight, a Chicken Jalfrezi, though I must admit, it was courtesy of Mr Sainsbury. Nice, though, and with reasonable heat, and accompanied by Brinjal Pickle and Poppadoms.

Having a night off from the Quizzes board, Allan - thought I'd give everyone else a chance.
:-D

I hope I don't have to buy a new cooker anytime soon. I still haven't got over making enquiries about a tele aerial :-0 :-0

indeed :-D

Double burner takes on a whole new meaning :-0 :-0

bit like colonic irrigation but more fun!!!!

lol Ann :-D

I do make a very nice, and hot, curry which can take people who are not used to it that way ;-)

I can also do the tradtional Vindaloo and other Indian curry dishes. Next I want to turn my hand to Thai curries :-)

think she had a bit of a decoke!!!!!

Well this has made me chuckle!! :-D

PMSL @ Ann :-D :-D :-D

Probably, or even a Whirling Dervish. :-D