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Pre-Arranged Funerals

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Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 08:32

Recently, in Western Australia, there have been many adverts on the TV regarding pre-arranged funerals.

After discussing the pros and cons of such arrangements my OH and I decided that there was considerable merit in the idea.

Conequently, I phoned one of the advertisers and was pleased to tell my OH that her's was next Thursday at 10.00am.

My nose has stopped bleeding, but I'm finding it difficult to look for my teeth because of my swollen eyes :-(


Island Report 19 Dec 2012 08:53

Might have known! LOL :-D :-D :-D


Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 08:59

lol Island :-D


Porkie_Pie Report 19 Dec 2012 10:24


You need to use more cunning Alan ;-)

I also organised a Pre-Arranged Funeral for early in the new year,

OH doesn't no and i will not be telling her but i guarantee SHE will not be late :-D



supercrutch Report 19 Dec 2012 10:26

:-D :-D :-D


Susan10146857 Report 19 Dec 2012 10:50



Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 11:38

lol Roy,

I thought that I would be fair to her and give her the opportunity to alter her will :-)

It didn't work she still wants her money to go with her, so I've arranged with the bank for a cheque to be drawn up which will also be cremated :-D :-D


Barbra Report 19 Dec 2012 12:07

You are a one .When i read the headline thought you meant a proper arrangement .but not our Alan !! you are awfull but i like you ;-)


Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 12:45

lol know what I'm like :-D

love your Chrissie avatar :-)


Barbra Report 19 Dec 2012 12:50

:-D need to diet in the new yr xx if strickly come dancing can do it for lisa Riley shaking my booty should do it for me ;-)


AnninGlos Report 19 Dec 2012 13:01

Lol Allan you had me fooled for a while there. :-D


AnnCardiff Report 19 Dec 2012 13:57

so naughty as per usual!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D


Merlin Report 19 Dec 2012 14:02

Nice one Allan. Think I,ll give it a miss,crack shot here,she,s never been known to miss. :-( :-)


Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 20:59

lol all :-D

My apologies for not acknowledging you all sooner due to the time difference and the fact that OH has only now given her permission for me to access the computer having finished the 500 line punishment she meted out

"i must not make any funeral arrangements unless they are my own!" :-D


JoyBoroAngel Report 19 Dec 2012 21:04

my butler says
put him in a cardboard box and post him with no stamps on it
addressed to the government

then when he arrives somebody else will have to pay the bill :-D ;-)


Allan Report 19 Dec 2012 21:06

Cruel, JBA, very cruel!! :-D :-D