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A Man walks into a kebab shop
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 11:42 |
If you see a fat man |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 11:41 |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 11:03 |
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken. Santa was furious. ‘I can’t believe it!’ he yells. ‘I’ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours – all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don’t even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?’ Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. ‘Oi fatty!’ she says. ‘Where d’you want me to stick this?’ And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass. :-) :-) :-) |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 24 Dec 2012 10:25 |
:-D |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 08:54 |
Q. What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake? |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 08:39 |
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? |
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TheBlackKnight | Report | 24 Dec 2012 08:00 |
A Man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. |
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