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"Drive Through" ATM in Nottingham.

It has been closely monitored over a 4 week period to see how it fared.
It seems there is a a big difference in Male and Female procedure in obtaining their cash amounts.
They go something like this...


Male Procedure:
1. Drives up to the cash machine.
2. Puts down car window.
3. Inserts card into machine and enters PIN.
4. Enters amount of cash required and withdraws.
5. Retrieves card, cash and receipt.
6. Puts window up.
7. Drives off.

Female Procedure:
1. Drives up to cash machine.
2. Reverses and backs up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Sets parking brake, puts the window down. Finds handbag, removes all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
4. Tells person on mobile 'phone they will call them back and hangs up. Attempts to insert card into machine.
5. Opens car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. Inserts card.
6. Re-inserts card the right way.
7. Digs through handbag to find diary with PIN written on the inside back page.
8. Enters PIN.
9. Presses cancel and re-enters correct PIN.
10.Enters amount of cash required.
11. Takes a quick peek at herself in rear view mirror.
12. Retrieves cash and receipt
13. Empties handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
14. Writes debit amount in cheque register and places receipt in back of chequebook.
15. Re-checks makeup.
16. Drives forward 2 feet.
17. Reverses back to cash machine.
18. Retrieves card.
19. Re-empties hand bag, locates card holder, and places card into the slot provided.
20. Gives dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind her
21. Restarts stalled engine and pulls off.
22. Redials person on mobile phone.
23. Drives for 2 to 3 miles.
24. Releases Parking Brake.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

an appalling indictment of female driving and just so untrue!!!! :-D

Plus it is a repeat of a thread of a few weeks ago :-( :-(

I was that male driver behind her.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that she had tucked her skirt into her knickers too.

Razza 27 Oct 2012 16:22

They have recently installed the first "Drive Through" ATM in Nottingham.

so what!! if you feel not enough people saw it Razza, just give the original a nudge - easier than reposting it

Ann :-)

Mmmmm.... :-) thats nice Coco.

Why do women find it easier to park a car than men, because we know > < isn't 6 inches. :-)

Razza, Wasn't being nasty or nice. Someone else would have noticed it was a recent thread. Why did you not nudge previous one as usual?? Excerpt from previous thread below:

Hayley Empress of Drama 27 Oct 2012 17:26

OMG have you been stalking me whilst at the hole in the wall? %3A-P


Razza
Razza Report 27 Oct 2012 17:34

Blimey its been some years since I was in "The Hole in the Wall ",North Sherwood Street near the Goose Fair Site. I wonder if its still there?.



Island
Island 27 Oct 2012 18:00

Hole in the Wall? Notts?


Hayley, 20 PMSL such style %3A-D

Razza very funny.......first time ive seen it!! as always you make me smile :-D :-D

um John if you want to have a dig at least quote something meaningful! PS sounds like you have had a glass or two tonight lol

nufhe???

aha you have now actually read your post and got your spell checker in on the act lol

Coco, My spelling is not too clever either... :-D

Not saying not very funny. Just saying delete this and "nnn" previous.

Think some of previous posts were quite funny too on this thread :-) I can remember it because it gave me a chuckle.

don't you dare delete it Razza - leave it where it is :-D :-D ;-)

AnnC If I had posted OP, would you have said the same?

Razza. Think you wil now have a long thread ;-)

I endeavour not to look at your postings

Sheesh John - if you find it amusing then just let it be!
I think it is hilarious because it is mainly us blokes who like to think we get it right even when we don't - you may check the mirror whilst waiting at the ATM but we check the tyres, oil, water and pretend we know what we are doing and then break down half a mile down the road and call the AA after persuading the wife to sit in the driving seat so they don't think it is us who know nothing about cars