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Decided to return to Fanny and redeem himself. With a bit of luck he might get a couple of quid of the full price.

It had been a fanny day really, he reflected, as he made his way home.

Before long he was re-united with Fanny (well it had been a while since they had seen each other)

Ununiting themselves, Fred turned to Fanny and asked her

where he was treated to a saddle of horse....sorry, to a saddle of lamb.

In his thank you speach, Fred forgot where he was and thought that he was in Heidleburg. The assembled guests were not impressed when Fred addressed them as 'Idle Burgers', they thought that was reffering to their work ethics.

To redeem himself he

and dined in the posh staff canteen before being invited to the kitchen as a special guest

And went straight into a T**co metro

Excuse me, he whinnied

as he went happily galloping down the street :-D

appreciate the horse raddish sauce on his mass-produced reheated horseburger, otherwise known as Franco Food

Offering him an apple from the nearest tree.

Fred recoiled (well he had just been fire from his old job) he didn't

felt sorry for Coxy (his pet name) and decided to see if she could reach the parts noone else could and so she began with

Fred Cox, and he was famous for his orange pippin, which the doctor had been treating for several years without any success.

Fred was a self made man, but he obviously hadn't read the instuctions as parts of him kept falling off. When Fred asked people for a screw, he wasn't being obscene, he was genuinely in need of one to reattach the fallen part.

Fanny though

Fanny could make friends with local Orchard manager there would be a match made in heaven ...

His name was

especially enjoyed pork chops. Now if apple orchards could also be established next to Pork Processing Premises then

Fanny was a lover of pork and

chop of your head. This got Fanny thinking about other gruesome Nursery Rhymes...in fact the more she thought about it, the fewer sweet and jolly ones sprang to mind.

Still

Chop up the pig and make mince out of the little runt but then the farmer realised he wasnt holding his chopper he was holding a

Is it a bird or a plane ? no its babe escaping from the farmer who has a big chopper in his hand .ready to

Having seen the flying pigs, Fanny pushed her imaginary friend to oneside, and cogitated. Having cogitated, she adjusted her clothes and set to work on a revolutionary plan: if pigs could fly, they could deliver themselves to the Bacon Factory. All that the factory would require was a small runway and a tractor and pile of sand just in case one of the pigs fell from the sky with engine failure.

All Fanny needed to do now was

and he had thoight thry could only swim

but only saw some flying pigs

carried on walking looking for the flying school but could

He has to leave his teeth in a glass because he is scared of swallowing them like the woman who swallowed a fly. but