General Chat

Kay ,
not if they`re well looked after and taken out regularly for trial runs by their owners :-D :-D
Speed is not essential anyway, rather the opposite, the trip last longer and you can take in all the beautiful scenery as you travel to your final destination. :-D :-D :-D

I prefer ski jumping to vintage cars. Wind whistles past and it is all over in 6 seconds :-)

and I did not do the RR - always own up if I do one

Thanks AnnC :-D :-D Had not even noticed that. Was that the post where I added the footnote "surprised no one has reported yet"? :-D :-D

Budge,,,,,,,,who wants to chugg along with an old steamer who needs to keep stopping to have a breather so it dont blow a gasket.... ;-) :-D :-D

Kay, Well I agree with you on that one. pmsl.. :-D :-D :-D
Did you mean old steamer or old boiler? :-D :-D

Depends on which applies to you Vintage Budgie,,,,,,,,, :-D :-D :-D :-D.

Have you ever noticed most old car owners think of their car as a she?
:-S

I think you have to learn to respect her, to cuddle her, to stroke her gently, to whisper your pet name for her, to caress her all over her body......

Only that way will my little old Smart Car fire up

Little wonder that there are lots of entrants for the London To Brighton Old Bangers run,and prizes for whoever puts on the best show.I believe they get a Rosette to pin on for first, second and third places. :-D :-D ;-)

I think Stud Muffin might have one of those rossetes pinned on his dip stick Merlin.

;-) :-D

I don't remember anyone talking of condoms on this thread David. :-S

:-D

The prolifereation of literature, videos, internet links that displays various sexual acts must be confusing for the younger generation.

They have perfectly acceptable sexual equipment but they tend to believe it is not adequate. How many young girls these days want to spend their cash on boob enhancements rather than the fur coat, leather boots and smart hairstyles of my youth. How many young men spend money on penis enlargement (don't know answer but I bet a lot do - certainly a lot of exercises being practised in the bus queue). In my youth we were only concerned about not having sand kicked in our faces on the beach and buying a swanky packet of cigarettes to treat our intended sweetheart. And learning the intricacies of bras.

I reckon sex is 100x better if you really love your partner and feel totally at ease with them. You just relax and enjoy whatever transpires :-D :-D I hope this generation realise that love and concern to please the other is far superior than the rather clinical porn videos. And your partner does not necessarly have to always be holding a mobile phone in real life. ;-)

I apologise PH,
thought I saw mention near beginning of the thread.
Thought I'd attempt to inject a wee bit of humour (and it was a joke)
Will delete it if you so desire

Don't be daft............i'm always up for a wee bit of humour me!

:-D :-D

The "Condom" was mentioned on Dizzi's thread. ;-)

Actually i Should PH
I saw condom mentioned at the beginning of DIZZI's thread.

Good to know I hadn't offended though.

You didn't offend PH at all, David. But I think I can speak for the rest of us - we were absolutely horrified :-0 :-0 :-0 ;-)

I'll be the talk of Tesco

David. You get the point :-D :-D