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50 Shades of Grey ....

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MrDaff

MrDaff Report 19 Jan 2013 15:47

With thanks to a mate on FB ;-)

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands story)

The missus bought a Paperback
down Shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 19 Jan 2013 16:14

Will you please come and REMOVE that bloody webcam from my house ;-) :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 19 Jan 2013 16:23

Lol Mr D and LolLolLol Sue

~`*`Jude`*`~

~`*`Jude`*`~ Report 19 Jan 2013 16:48

LOL at both of you:)))))))

gawd l did wonder what you was going to say though...lol

jude

MarilynB

MarilynB Report 20 Jan 2013 11:29

Made me laugh lots, both of you lol