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George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 23 Jan 2013 19:08

Subject: Hope these horse jokes don't go on furlong



A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way!

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....I still have a bit between my teeth.

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn.

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the mrs these Tesco burgers given me the trots!

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ...SHERGARS BUM.

Tesco have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, they're calling it 'Red Rum'.

Not my fault,i was sent this

George :-D

Researching:
My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 23 Jan 2013 19:09

:-D :-D

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Henry Floyd, my g x 4 grandfather

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 23 Jan 2013 19:13

They will be the stable diet of comedians for some time....long may they run :-D

BudgieRustler

BudgieRustler Report 23 Jan 2013 20:05

Galloping Gourmet - The Complete Catering Service

Wonder if they`ve took Burgers off the menu ?

Researching:
If my written words are not to your liking, then please dont read them.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 23 Jan 2013 23:35

A new slant on a Rump Steak........

Researching:
just give us the money........s*d the job!